Today at work (*sob*), I went to the coffee shop with a gift card for my daily decaf. Because our coffee shop is a little archaic, they deduct from the card (which is actually just a square of paper, by the way) by writing the new total on the back.
Today, I had $2.29 left on my card, and my coffee was $1.99.
I handed my card to the coffee lady, who sighed heavily (as is her way) and pulled out a calculator.
And although I desperately wanted to, I did not smirk at her and say, "It's thirty cents." I just waited patiently for her to punch the numbers into the calculator.
See, it's true, having kids CHANGES a person.